BIG TECH IS TRYING TO REMOVE THIS POST!!!!!

Ok, it’s not really trying to do that .

In the technical language of advertising, that is known as lying .

A technique to CAPTURE your attention, in order to sell you something, with more LIES.

If you are still reading, we have hijacked your consciousness for this brief precious moment on planet earth.

Brand new research from 300 years ago now shows that honesty just doesn’t cut it anymore.

There are billions of us , all having to sell each other crap , so, we have to lie , deceive , bullshit each other . We just can’t help it , it’s just the way it is , so bearing that in mind, the following is all TRUE.

As epistemologically solid as the zit on your face .

YOU are unfulfilled.

YOU are lacking in some weird hard to define way.

Let’s face it , YOU aren’t good enough.

Not attractive enough, not rich enough, not cool enough.

Your friends, if you have any left , probably secretly hate you .

There is a gap, a hole .

BUT

Well, we have the PRODUCT that will finally fill that hole .

It WILL finally fulfill those NEEDS you never even realized you had .

Maybe you’re one of the lucky ones , and you and your friends have figured it all out and carved out your own little chunk of paradise, BUT, the MAN is always there , hovering, just about to fuck it all up, well , don’t worry, we have SOLUTIONS!

After reading this seemingly trivial comic book , FINALLY, it will all make sense, as you get to the final pages , you will almost feel the utopia you have always dreamed about coming to fruition.

The “ others “ will finally think the correct thoughts, the ones you agree with.

That is OUR promise to you .

So, act now , avoid panic buying , and SHOP.

We have a special “ fuck it , the world is ending anyway so we may as well read stupid comic books while we wait “ deal .

details to follow…